It is Monday so we have our Stupid Power Rankings. We took 10 things from the NBA (or not) and rank them accordingly. Don’t like them? Make your own stupid rankings!

It is Monday so we have our Stupid Power Rankings. We took 10 things from the NBA (or not) and rank them accordingly. Don’t like them? Make your own stupid rankings!
It is Monday so it is time for Stupid Power Rankings! I take 10 things from the NBA (usually) and rank them accordingly! Don’t like them? Make your own rankings!
It was a short week but we’re still having Stupid Power Rankings since it IS Monday. Don’t like the 10 I put up here? MAKE YOUR OWN RANKINGS.
It’s Monday so we have Stupid Power Rankings! It’s also All-Star Weekend so most of this countdown will have stuff from the events in Chicago.
The Stupid Power Rankings return after a two-week absence! We take 10 things from the NBA in the past week and rank them accordingly.
It’s Monday so we have Stupid Power Rankings! We take 10 things from the NBA (or maybe not just the NBA) and rank them accordingly.
Yeah! Stupid Power Rankings are here! I take 10 things from the NBA (or not) that happened this week and rank them accordingly.
Everyone likes Power Rankings! So we have one of our own even though we think they’re stupid. Check out our list of NBA happenings throughout the week with the Stupid Power Rankings!
It is Monday so we bring out our own Stupid Power Rankings! We take 10 things from the NBA (or not) and rank them accordingly! Don’t like them? You can make your own rankings, ya know.
It’s Monday so it’s time for Stupid Power Rankings! I take 10 things from the NBA (or not) and rank them accordingly. Don’t like them? Make your own rankings!
We love Power Rankings in our sports even though I think they’re stupid. That’s why I have STUPID Power Rankings! I take 10 things from the NBA and rank them accordingly.
It’s Monday so it’s Stupid Power Rankings here in TNLP! I take 10 things that happened in the NBA (or not) last week and rank them however I feel. Yeah, these rankings are stupid. Didn’t you see the title?
Let’s do Stupid Power Rankings! I take 10 things that happened in the NBA last week and rank them accordingly! Yes, I know these rankings are stupid.
Power Rankings are stupid. But we’re stupid, too. That’s why we do them. We rank 10 things that happened in the NBA in the last week. Don’t like them? Make your own stupid rankings.
We all know Power Rankings are stupid. That’s why we have our own Stupid Power Rankings. And we don’t do team Power Rankings. You don’t like it? Make your own!
Power Rankings are stupid. But we’re also stupid. That’s why we have ’em. But if you think this is your normal team-by-team power rankings, think again. Maybe YOU’RE stupid then.