It’s the second week of the NBA in the books and the usual Monday Stupid Power Rankings are here. Which NBA thing tops the list this week?

It’s the second week of the NBA in the books and the usual Monday Stupid Power Rankings are here. Which NBA thing tops the list this week?
Stephen Curry was stupidly getting slander from social media. So he went for 62 points in the Warriors’ win over the Blazers.
The Sixers now lead the East with a 5-1 record after they beat the Hornets. We seem to be a little quiet about these guys.
Suns are 13-1 since the pandemic started. They swept the Bubble sessions and are now off to a 5-1 start this season.
The Sixers beat down the Magic, leaving the current NBA season with no undefeated teams. What is with all these blowouts?